My daughter adored Elmo when she was a young toddler. Her second birthday cake featured Elmo. She had Elmo shirts, sneakers, bags and of course an Elmo stuffie. And as much as it was a treasured part of her early toddler life, I was elated when she outgrew Elmo. You see, Elmo always drove me crazy.
La la lala la la lala Elmo's World...
La la lala la la lala Elmo's World...
What drove me nuts wasn't his falsetto, or even his ever cheerful, insipid voice. It was the fact that even after 30 years he still hadn't learned the use of pro-nouns.
La la lala la la lala Elmo's World...
Someone hand me an airsickness bag...
La la lala la la lala Elmo's World...
.... please.... aaarrrgghhhhh, no !!! it has Elmo on it !!
excuse me.............
......sorry.
Would someone please enroll that furry, red, little monster in an intervention class? He has got to learn to use pronouns. What is he teaching our kids? I thought Sesame Street was all about fun and LEARNING! Give the little creep an ultimatum... start using pro-nouns or you're looking for a new job.
